Im just a guy with a boomerang
  • hattmanstumbler:

    cuddlepunch:

    This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

    They’ve evolved.

    (via nugs-are-life)

  • People perceive art students as these mysterious Picasso like geniuses who shy away from society because their outlandish and exotic

    I’m just a lazy reclusive wanker.

  • studiocatawampus:

    Rescue unicorn is here to save the day!

    I came up with this idea the other day when someone I follow on tumblr was having a rough time and I thought this would be cheerful concept. It gave me the giggles so much I had to draw it. 

  • "

    50 questions

    1: What would you name your future daughter?

    2: Do you miss anyone?

    3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

    4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

    5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?

    6: Did you go out or stay in last night?

    7: How late did you stay up last night?

    8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

    9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

    10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

    11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

    12: Have you pretended to like someone?

    13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

    14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

    15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

    16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

    17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?

    18: Hold hands with anyone this week?

    19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

    20: Who did you last see in person?

    21: What is the last thing you said out lot?

    22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

    23: Have you ever been to Paris?

    24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

    25: Do you use chap stick?

    26: Who did you last share a bed with?

    27: Are you listening to music right now?

    28: What is something you currently want right now?

    29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?

    30: How is your heart lately?

    31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

    32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

    33: What do people call you?

    34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

    35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?

    36: What are you listening to right now?

    37: What is wrong with you right now?

    38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

    39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?

    40: What is on your wrists right now?

    41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?

    42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?

    43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

    44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?

    45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

    46: What were you doing at midnight last night?

    47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

    48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

    49: Have you ever been to New York?

    50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

    "
  • foie:

    thecutestofthecute:

    My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

    I am tearing up

    (Source: reddit.com, via nugs-are-life)

  • antivanitas:

    do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

    (via kingdomheartsnyctophiliac)

  • torakodragon:

    Defense mechanism.

    (via hellaackerman)

  • when you play monopoly with your friends you realise you have no friends